dadpad wrote:Shakes head sadly.
me too!
Do Jatt Muslims play cricket?
If not, why not!
No wonder you drink! It'd be better if you enjoyed it
I think muslims invented beach cricket.
I saw it on telly.
Jatt muslims may well have the heart of Lions but this is not a trait that belongs to one race or creed.
Respect for one another is, I think, more important.
I thought it was the bloomer cricket.
Nah! That's bloomin' cricket.
It's a sort of wussy English cricket. Australians are much more forthright!
Guys, you are really starting to be racist. And intolerant towards Islam.
margo wrote:Immortal Logic wrote:Guys, you are really starting to be racist. And intolerant towards Islam.
CRAP!
Am very drunk right now. I think I might be sick on my wife.
Immortal Logic wrote:margo wrote:Immortal Logic wrote:Guys, you are really starting to be racist. And intolerant towards Islam.
CRAP!
Am very drunk right now. I think I might be sick on my wife.
I think you're sick in the head, go and see a witch doctor.
Immortal Logic wrote:margo wrote:Immortal Logic wrote:Guys, you are really starting to be racist. And intolerant towards Islam.
CRAP!
Am very drunk right now. I think I might be sick on my wife.
Please refrain from drinking in the future, my friend.
It is best left to those of us that are good at it...
RH
margo wrote:Nah! That's bloomin' cricket.
It's a sort of wussy English cricket. Australians are much more forthright!
It wasn't the bloomin' English, I was tinkin' of, Margo.
It were these chappies.
Cricket is washed out again.
are we gonna have a beer.... or what?
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
(Have no way of knowing who to attribute this to -- it just showed up in an e-mail today.)
tai chi, thank you from the bottom of my heart, your friend in this hour of need;
Tai Chi wrote:I'll drink to that!
Of course you would if you ever returned to the land of enchantment and stayed more than an hour or two.
(not that I like you) I also have some nice Australian Shiraz
And I have a nice Chianti. Well, not too nice...
If I ever get back to the Land of Enchantment you will find it hard to get rid of me! (Not that I enjoyed myself last time...)
Tai Chi wrote:If I ever get back to the Land of Enchantment you will find it hard to get rid of me! (Not that I enjoyed myself last time...)
good, I don't have all that much seating on my patio. were you to enjoy yourself this might be a problem.
