well....the cricket apparently was a tad boring!
Margo, the aussies and Brits get me all confused when cricket is mentioned. Do you mean the insect cricket--for instance, one who doesn't make the usual cheerful music, or cricket in terms of violent sports? No, violence refers to football, doesn't it?
Diane - small chirruping critters don't usually cause excessive imbibing.
Australians can be driven to it by various actions of their cricket team, who, although they are world champions, can lead some to intemperate behaviour.
Cricket itself is not usually a violent sport - except in India, or South Africa, and occasionally Australia. It's supposed to be a gentleman's game.
Wait a minute....
DP, this whole binge thingie was over yer Aussie kinda baseball thing....
I thought it had a higher social purchase...
Mum called lookin fer ya... :wink:
RH
Rockhead wrote:Wait a minute....
DP, this whole binge thingie was over yer Aussie kinda baseball thing....
I thought it had a higher social purchase...
Mum called lookin fer ya... :wink:
RH
Cricket is no passion of mine, but don't you DARE call it a "kinda baseball thing".
Hell hath no fury....
Kinda thought it would miss the radar with all the domestic rumbling, but....
OK.
Do yer guys use steroids?
Well then.....
RH
(boring)
Have their heads grown five sizes in five years?
Mericans couldn't play cricket. You need to concentrate for more than a few hours at a time.
Hummingbirds FART???!!!!!!!
Well of course hummingbirds fart, you aussie you. Especially if they've had too much Frito Pie. It's that petard that keeps them zipping around so speedily.
Shall I tell you something, firstly, I am a Jatt Muslim, and even though I am not supposed to drink. I have had half a liter of vodka to myself, I have half of it left and I am still drinking. Basically, I think you are a pathetic idiot. You are a disgrace. Drinking is not about talking ****, its about handling your drink. I get my buzz out of not letting people click on I am drunk. And I am so, so drunk. But yet I have the ability to control myself. As I am a Jatt Muslim and we Jatts have a heart of a lion. I would never get into a fight while being drunk, that is only for the weak harted. Its prure stupidity. When a person thinks he can abuse alchoal he is an idiot, alcohol is a poison. It messes you up. Please I love you and everything, but don't go around talking nonsense, you give the rest of us drinkikers a bad name.
dadpad wrote:Shakes head sadly.
Are you doing that to me?
dadpad wrote:Shakes head sadly.
Sorry DP, me and Jack found that one Hi-flippin-larryious....
Are you back at Mum's house, or are ya sleepin' in the deeogey house?
Hep me think of how to celebrate, but no budgies or weird noise thingies, dude...
RH
(muslims should reaaly think about why they don't drink...)
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Immortal Logic wrote:dadpad wrote:Shakes head sadly.
Are you doing that to me?
yes bloke. you are 2 days late for the fun part and this is the internet. dont believe everything you read
