I think this Primotivo guy is playing around. He might've have gotten this line of thinking from a 1950s cocktail napkin or postcard and thought he'd push it.
In someways, it's preferable to the Help! posts in the Relationships section, or the Help! when the adolecents pose a question in such a way to hide that it's their homework.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I simply impale them on my pitchfork and carry them home. The ones that survive, I have sex with. The non-survivors... well, my friend Slappy Doo Hoo has certain tastes.
So that explains my scratches!
Try, "What say we exchange genital secretions this eve?"
Slappy wrote:
Quote:Broads love alpha males. Which is why I walk up without saying anything, punch her in the stomach, gulp her beer, then make out with her.
Now that would totally work with me!
