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cjhsa
 
Reply Mon 28 Jan, 2008 12:35 pm
Inspired by BpB's thread. Very Happy

Many people can't find their parked vehicles

According to research conducted in the United Kingdom for the General Motors Chevrolet brand, many motorists have difficulty remembering where they have parked their vehicle. One out of five motorists polled say they "lose their cars" at least once every two weeks. On average, the forgetful drivers spend more than five hours annually trying to retrieve a lost vehicle. A new device from Chevrolet - called the KITTY (Key Innovation That Talks to You) - can help people find their cars. The device links to a vehicle, enabling the "misplaced" car to shout a personalized message to its owner. The remote-activation device has a range of about 600 feet. (www.newcarnet.co.uk)
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jan, 2008 12:37 pm
If y'all would just quit buying cars that all look alike....
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jan, 2008 12:45 pm
I never have a problem. Mine is the only tractor in a sea of cars.
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jan, 2008 12:47 pm
I just set off the alarm Laughing
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jan, 2008 12:50 pm
EVERYONE GET DOWN ON THE GROUND. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Hey there hot stuff (wolf whistle)

Oh yes, yes, yes YES YES YES!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Gus' tractor)
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jan, 2008 12:52 pm
Laughing
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George
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jan, 2008 12:56 pm
I'd just lose the KITTY.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jan, 2008 02:22 pm
In all the usual places I go I have picked out an area, and always park there.

So, if you were to zing out locations to me, I'd have an answer.

If you said...."Proctologists office!"

I'd say, "In the back by the dumpster"
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George
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jan, 2008 02:42 pm
Chai wrote:
...If you said...."Proctologists office!"

I'd say, "In the back by the dumpster"

It sure is.
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parados
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jan, 2008 03:30 pm
Chai wrote:
In all the usual places I go I have picked out an area, and always park there.

So, if you were to zing out locations to me, I'd have an answer.

If you said...."Proctologists office!"

I'd say, "In the back by the dumpster"

I suppose if I yelled out Gynecologists office you would respond -

"In the front on the big pole."
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jan, 2008 04:53 pm
Actually, it's very rare that I lose my car. Every time I park, I put this mental note in my head as to where it is and when I go to the mall, I always go in the same side of the mall.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jan, 2008 07:11 pm
parados wrote:
Chai wrote:
In all the usual places I go I have picked out an area, and always park there.

So, if you were to zing out locations to me, I'd have an answer.

If you said...."Proctologists office!"

I'd say, "In the back by the dumpster"

I suppose if I yelled out Gynecologists office you would respond -

"In the front on the big pole."




Nooooooo.......I'd say "In the front in the compact space by the attactive bush."
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jan, 2008 07:29 pm
Laughing
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