Professional Princess Penelope cosplay player for hire for bat mitzvahs and birthday parties AKA the Oceanographer who documents the mutant marine life around the nuclear plant that the Homer Simpson wannabe works at because she can't make ends meet on a part-time university researcher's salary.
Baker extraordinaire who's furious with the artisan chef who's angry at zester for cutting into his lucrative business catering to the tony New York crowd.
Dentist who works in tandem with Plastic Surgeon to make sure the surgeon doesn't toss teeth that can be implanted instead of tossing them in the basket with the bloody surgical gauze.
Idiot wrangler who will work for ANY political gathering and holds up signs when they are supposed to cheer. To simplify the process, the wrangler only has two signs (one that says BOO and another that says YAHOO or whoopie)
