A - Z Occupations.

Unscrupulous undertaker who was on the fishing vessel looking for business. Like the shark, he left angry.

Voice over artist who is also an unemployed shark impersonator who was contemplating an affair with the shark that left angry. Just as well, probably wouldn't have worked out

Waldo, who was a stowaway on the doomed freighter and is now where no one will ever find him again.

eXpress dairy milkman who was a stowaway on the doomed freighter and is now floating around the ocean clutching a plastic milk crate

Yacht salesman, asea with an old customer looking to move up to this much larger craft, who sees the desperate milkman and tosses him a line to tow him back to shore. He doesn't want to get the deck wet if he doesn't have to.

Zorro impersonator, randomly committing crimes as he wanders the country and sales the seas.

Angie Dickenson impersonator trying to convince investers to back a movie on the Zorro impersonator who randomly commits crimes as he wanders the country and sails the seas.

Bad Bad Leroy Brown impersonator who wants to take on the Zorro impersonator when he's not wandering committing crimes or sailing, in the movie that the Angie Dickenson impersonator has convinced investors to back.

Cartographer who likes to dress in Drag as Angie Dickenson and sing Karaoke.

Drill instructor drag queen who impersonates Angie Dickinson and frequents a Karaoke bar near the base and sings duets with another NCO who dresses as Liza Minnelli.

Energy Conversion Expert In Field Of Enzymatic Kinetics At Sub-Zero Levels.

Fundamentalist preacher who told Energy Conservation Expert to give up the Devil's science and become born-again.

Green Energy Conservation Specialist

Hedge fund manager fired for embezzlement by Lenny's Lawn and Shrubs.

Independent investor in hedge funds unscrupulously managed by hatchet banksters.

Jalapeño grower trying to convince independent investor that his peppers are "The hot investment" and will give him the best return for his money.

King of country where the Jalapeño grower is trying to convince independent investors that his peppers are "The hot investment" and will give him the best return for his money.

Lawyer who works for the King and is trying to finagle the money away from the investors and the grower so he can turn it over to his employer, less his 30 percent fee, of course.

Maestro who plays music for the lawyer who works for the King and is trying to finagle the money away from the investors and the grower so he can turn it over to his employer, less his 30 percent fee, of course.

Newspaper reporter, in the country in Africa where the King's lawyer is enjoying the maestro's music while relaxing a bit from all his finagling, who got a call from a stringer that a group of angry wildebeest is on a rampage and heading toward the palace. Frantic, the reporter tries to warn the King but has no luck and sits back expecting the worst. But at the last minute he gets another call from the stringer saying the animals have quieted down and returned to their own area. Relieved, the reporter leans back in his chair, sighs and murmurs, "No gnus is good news."

An old joke I thought of while deciding what to post here. I think I've taken this about as far as any sane person should.