YouTube spokesman whose sole job is to explain to the owner why his biweekly videos of events sponsored and shot at the Zydeco Jazz Club and Culture Club are wildly inappropriate for inclusion on their site. He recommends any site with one or more Xs in the URL.
Dog groomer at the Paws R Us Salon inside the Zydeco Jazz Club and Culture Club, and a wholly-owned subsidiary of Carl's Cute Canine Club, doing business as a division of Kitty Emporium, LLC
Emu handler who performs with 8 musical emus as the warm up act to headliner at Zydeco Jazz Club and Culture Club. Currently only working with 7 emus because the lead emu is allergic to kitty's.
Financial advisor and fiscal analyst who grooms singing emus for employment at zydeco jazz and culture clubs while working on cure to help cat allergic emu so they can rejoin the octet (and remove the ocelot from its temporary fill in slot in the group)
