glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2014 07:27 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Jester, currently without a steady gig, attempting to pass resume to Palace Guards outside of Buckingham Palace.
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2014 08:21 am
@glitterbag,
Kool-Aid salesman who pesters the guards at Buckingham Palace almost daily trying to get in to see the Queen so when little Prince George comes to visit great-grandma she can give the little tyke a sweet colorful drink when he's thirsty.
vonny
 
  1  
Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2014 03:16 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Litter Picker-Up who picks up litter dropped by customers of the Kool-Aid salesman outside Buckingham Palace.
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2014 04:41 pm
@vonny,
Magicians
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2014 04:45 pm
@glitterbag,
Nut vendor who sells assorted salty nuts to the crowds milling around outside the gates of Buckingham Palace. Partner of the Kool-Aid salesman.
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2014 09:13 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Ocarina musician hired by nut vender to entertain folks as they linger around the gates of Buckingham Palace expecting something to happen, because there's a whole crowd there.
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2014 07:32 am
@glitterbag,
Puppeteer hired by the ocarina player to help entertain the unruly children who are tired of standing around with their parents outside the gates of Buckingham Palace.
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2014 06:09 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Queen of England, furious about all the nut shells and discarded Kool aid cups screaming at the palace guards to hustle out all the peddlers so she can take a nap. Actually, it's hard to imagine Queen Elizabeth being furious, but I was stumped for a Q
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2014 06:56 pm
@glitterbag,
Good one, glitterbag.

Recording artist Gary Glitter, who was quietly hustled off to New Scotland Yard for questioning after trying to lure away several children from their parents during the Queen's blow-up at the guards.
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2014 07:58 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Thank you Fritz

Scotland Yard detectives heaving huge sighs of relief, thrilled to get away from the furious Queen while she pummeled the palace guards with her hat and tiny purse, even Gary Glitter who is in a heap of trouble couldn't help but giggle at the sight.
vonny
 
  1  
Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2014 04:29 am
@glitterbag,
Trumpeter who heralded in the summer solstice at Buck House for the Queen as she oversaw the incarceration of Gary Glitter and a number of her palace guards who'd dared to complain about being pummelled with her hat and tiny purse.
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2014 07:28 am
@vonny,
Unscrupulous and stupid tart who took advantage of new inexperienced gate guards to gain entry into the palace with the intent of stealing the Crown Jewels, not knowing they are at the Tower of London.
vonny
 
  1  
Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2014 02:49 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Virtuous nun who forgave the person who took advantage of new inexperienced gate guards to gain entry into the palace with the intent of stealing the Crown Jewels, not knowing they are at the Tower of London.
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2014 05:21 pm
@vonny,
Wily master criminal who snickered at the tart's situation because he knows the collection in the Jewel House at the Tower is fake. He and a hand-picked crew snuck in and replaced all the pieces with fakes shortly after the jewels were put on display in 1994.
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jun, 2014 07:07 am
@OnTheFritz,
X Brands biographer, bored with his research in Germany and taking a break in London, decides to find out what was in the Queen's tiny purse at the time of the pummeling of the palace guards.
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jun, 2014 10:32 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Yank tourist mesmerized by the swinging tiny purse and huge hat, stupidly attempted to snatch items that fell out of the Queen's bag only to learn that an 88 year old Queen has lightening quick reflexes and wields that tiny purse like a samurai wields a sword. Spent the rest of his holiday in hospital.
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Tue 24 Jun, 2014 09:30 am
@glitterbag,
Zaftig nurse in charge of Yank tourist who tells him the Queen is dreadfully sorry for injuring him and realizes now that he was only trying to help by picking up those things that had fallen out of her purse, and wishes to show her appreciation by inviting him to tea as soon as he is well.
spendius
 
  2  
Reply Tue 24 Jun, 2014 01:20 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Apple pie sugar sprinkler.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 24 Jun, 2014 01:53 pm
@spendius,
Banana creme pie whip cream topper/refresher
spendius
 
  1  
Reply Tue 24 Jun, 2014 03:14 pm
@tsarstepan,
Chlorine application supervisor in fat club swimming pool.
 

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