Water closet designer who created ambiance for the Piccadilly Circus public loo, recently put under contract by the Zydeco Culture Club and Booze Emporium to freshen up the public loo nearby.
Youth Probation Officer who decided that he ought to put a stop to the sale of "I took a whiz at Piccadilly Circus" and "I got cultured in New Orleans" tank tops.
Apple seller at the market stall where the Zone Commander for the Youth Probation Services who has launched an investigation into officers who might be overstepping their bounds stopped to buy some fruit