@MontereyJack,
dancing instructor in small, nondescript industrial town.
@spendius,
Emergency medical technician
@eurocelticyankee,
Krusty the Klown impersonator
re Dutchy:
<oh, feel that juice run down my leg> {with thanks to Led Zeppelin}
Mountebank
@MontereyJack,
Hmmm? What is the yearly salary for working in the
tar industry?
United States Ambassador to the UN
stepan--no, it's "tar", the synonym for sailor (dates to square rigger days, as in "Jack Tar"--probably becaquse they put tar on the rigging to protect it from salt water deterioration, hence usually had tarry black hands)
velocipede racer