MontereyJack
 
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Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 03:02 am
"Woman of the Year" Selection Committee Chairperson
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 03:05 am
@MontereyJack,
x-traordinary x-tra on film set
PAgrandma
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 01:28 pm
@Dutchy,
YMCA janitor
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MontereyJack
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 02:06 pm
geez, after almost 600 pages of these everything is beginning to sound vaguely familiar, like we might have done it before.
have we done Zen master? If so, I'll try again.
spendius
 
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Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 02:42 pm
@MontereyJack,
Angel cake cream mixer.

Have we had that before Jack? What you might try is going through a dictionary entry of the letter and from it think up something a bit daft, an actual occupation of a member of the proletariat rather than some big cheese and with a touch of ambiguity to it.

There are angel cakes in the shops. They are 3 layers of differently coloured cake separated by a layer of cream. Now some poor sod, probably a lady if it's a small scale angel cake factory and wearing a hat approved by the food standards agency to ensure no loose hairs or nits fall into the cream, has to mix the stuff to get it to the right consistency for spreading. It's an occupation. It's her full time job. If it's a large scale operation such as Mr Kipling's "Exceedingly Good" cakes it will be a team of blokes with vats and spreading and slicing and wrapping machines.

I hope you don't think ordinary occupations of exceptional utility are beneath your dignity because if you do you're on the wrong thread. I daresay there are a lot more zoological garden cafeteria table swabbers in this world, bless their gently beating little hearts, than ******* Zen masters. And a bloody good thing it is too.

MontereyJack
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 02:55 pm
my, my, getting very hoity-toity here aren't we, spendi> Do "dessert chef" or "Nepal tour guide" , several of my last posts, meet your exacting standards?

How about

bricklayer ?
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 02:56 pm
@spendius,
brewer
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spendius
 
  2  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 03:13 pm
@MontereyJack,
Complaints Department switchboard operator at the Post Office.

I was only trying to get you to enjoy the game a bit more. You seemed fed up with it from what you said. And I think we should recognise the existence of all the unsung heroes and heroines who bring us our joys by carrying out some simple repetitive task for 8 hours a day. I'm sick up to here of ******* celebrities. One bite on angel cake puts celebrities out of mind.

Bricklayer can't be a constipation joke because shitting bricks is not an occupation. Mine above is a political comment. The PO is under severe pressure for its woeful performance over the festive season. I'm seeking sympathy for the poor girl because her head must be swimming from a never ending series of irate customers.

Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 03:18 pm
@spendius,
Dutch Tulip Grower

(you're talkative tonight spendi, been celebrating England's win?)
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MontereyJack
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 03:26 pm
Not me at all, spendi--I'm having a good time here, I just sometimes on the harder letters can't. remember if I've done it before or if I'm copping someone else's work, neither of which I want to do.

I do know I;ve done this one before, spendi, but since it's right up your alley with your fascination for lingerie, I'm repeating it

ecdysiast
spendius
 
  2  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 04:25 pm
@MontereyJack,
fan dancer.

It's not my fault I'm fascinated with lingerie you know. It's all those pictures the government approved of me being exposed to when I was young and impressionable. I'm slowly getting over it. It is a bit unscientific. A Christian invention. I expect that a fullblown Darwinian scientist prefers "in the raw". He's wobbling if he doesn't.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 05:40 pm
@spendius,
Grain Stacker
spendius
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 05:51 pm
@Dutchy,
Hair depilation technologist.
Caroline
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 05:54 pm
@spendius,
ice cream maker
spendius
 
  2  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 06:13 pm
@Caroline,
jam topping squirter
Caroline
 
  2  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 07:02 pm
@spendius,
knight in shining armour Smile
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 07:04 pm
@Caroline,
lover extraordinair Laughing
Caroline
 
  2  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 07:31 pm
@Dutchy,
mood setter
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 07:32 pm
@Caroline,
Night Watchman.
Caroline
 
  2  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 07:33 pm
@Dutchy,
opal setter
 

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