Zebulon Pike biographer (all kinds of intrigue there--Pike was sent out to scout out what is now the American Southwest in 1805, by an American general who was secretly a double agent for the Spanish whose territory he was mapping; he tried unsuccessfully to climbe Pike's Peak, which is named for him despite his failure).
bolus inserter (the guy that sticks the large lump of horse medicine down their throats)
@Dutchy,
Fantasy Fulfillment Agent,
@eurocelticyankee,
Google privacy-invasion strike-force task leader
Imagineer (that's what they actually call the people who build the Disney theme parks).
oops. op ed column writer
