@Dutchy,
Freestyle Wheelbarrow champion
kvass brewer (kvass--"a Russian beer made from fermenting rye or barley and having a dark color and sour taste."--sour taste, uh, yeah,, those Russians sure know how to make things)
@MontereyJack,
Lollipopier.
It's like a chocolatier but for lollipops. (okay I made it up)
one of those occupations where your first day on the job is also likely to be your last, innit, ecyank?
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