Queue supervisor for peephole into Spendi's inner sanctum
(I understand 99.9% of the people in line at the peephole demand their money back after using it. The other 0.1% speak no known language and may not in fact be entirely human).
random number generator
upmarkert sewer inspector
Ditto that, username!
velvet manufacturer
arsonist for hire (I'm so excited--I've NEVER sotten an A before)
