Associate Analyst (my son has just got a job with this title, could mean anything!)
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Clary--An Associate Analyst means so many possible things that it is as if it means nothing. It suggests to me that your son would be well advised to high-tail it in a cloud of dust from a authority which has the temerity to brand him in such a fashion. (3rd shelf up, on the right hand side and mind your head).
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