Mammary Inspectorate Director.
What happened to g h i j k and l?
I've been to the pub and got on the wrong page. Sorry.
Garter elastication quality control supervisor.
Inspection Assistant, Third Class, of Wobbly Bottoms for BBC TV.
I'm disgusted with myself but the pay's good.
Jabba The Hutt Impersonator
Present company excluded.
kryptonite dealer (for super-villains looking to supplement their dastardly plans)
Umbrella correction manager