We at 'Dant's Personnel Lubrication' take pride in the fact that we are able to alleviate friction between people thereby ensuring a smooth relationship
Kept awake at night by a dripping tap somewhere in the house? Call 'Dant's Drip Detection Unit' and a technician will bed down with you at night so as to 'hear' what you hear! We guarantee satisfaction! All our technicians are fully trained to detect drips of all kinds!
'Dant's Harbingers' guarantee to give you all the omens and portents you require prior to some event in your life! Never again will the gloom and doom of some evil spring itself upon you! Forewarned is forearmed and you will be ready for whatever life or some vile neighbour has planned for you! Our current 'Special Deal' will prepare you for the upcoming visit by your landlord and all that that entails!
In line for a Government Grant but don't know how to word your application? Let 'Dant Obfuscation' write it out for you! We will create a Mission Statement that will have the relevant authorities scratching their heads in wonderment and the end result is usually a doubling of your original request!
