We at 'Dant's Lengthy Explanations' take great pains to ensure that any explanation we explain is extended to well beyond normal bounds - we add as many superior superlatives as possible and will even use words from other languages if we feel that it will help to extend the length of the explanation and cause much greater confusion
Having trouble affording childcare? Give 'Dant's Neutering Service' a call and we'll send our Chief Neuterer (Igor Nonuts) around - we pride ourselves in being swift and clean in all our neutering - we currently have a 'Special' offer that will please our more intelligent customers and save them money on counselling
