X-ray 'Plate' Music Recording Specialist & Copyright Lawyer
In the ultra-modern USSR x-ray technicians stole used X-ray 'plates' and recorded western music on them for sale to the entertainment-starved hordes - many still exist - these 'plates' are actually a type of camera film
An ancient occupation aka jester, court jester or joker - 'Dant's Tomfoolery Inc' employs only the most up-to-date and competent Fools - we gain most of our employees from the failed politician class