We at 'Dant's Moose Name Calling' can guarantee a wide range of offensive words to direct at Mooses - we have trawled the dictionaries of many different languages so as to be able to be as nasty as possible in the language that any Moose will recognise - we also have a set of printed cards to hold up in front of any deaf Moose that crosses your path
Understudy for the Tea and crumpets taste tester. Due to union bylaws, they cannot use the title of apprentice. Don't ask me why that matters. Ask them.
