Dendrochronologist (counts, measures, and compares tree rings to determine age of trees, wooden buildings and historic rainfall patterns and climate, among other things).
gargling coach (there is a right way and a wrong way to deal with the stuff in your mouth at the end of the gargle. the coach shows you the right way. spitting it out in a potted plant is the wrong way, even tho it waters the plant),
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