@MontereyJack,
Naugahyde - skinner and tanner. You may laugh but these guys have a way of pretending death; then, when I stick my knife in them........
Well, they come off that table looking for some revenge. You can't find any fault with them. I'd be doing the exact same thing.
Maybe I ought to let that Sgt Preston do my hunting for me? Yeah, that's the ticket!