@edgarblythe,
Hey Edgar, hope your weather beats ours.
A stolen joke to start tonight...
3 gents standing at the pearly gates,
St Peter asks the 1st: what did you do on Earth to allow you to enter heaven?
the man says: I was a doctor, I healed sick people, and made them healthy.
St Peter says: go right on in through these pearly gates and make yourself to home.
St Peter asks the second man the same question.
2nd man says: I was a teacher, I molded young minds, and encouraged them to grow.
St Peter say: walk right on in through these pearly gates, and enjoy.
St Peter turns to the third man, and asks the same question.
3rd man says: well, I was a bass player in a band. I played beautiful music that made many sad people feel joy.
St Peter says: You can load in your stuff through the kitchen entrance, around back...
zz top
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE-o9OQJswY