@Izzie,
Sarge is living in yer room.
Dink knows, and is quietly revolting, but not boycotting...
(he is a lot like his pops)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGWfLiEoG98&feature=related
(that rule don't apply no more for the moment.)
I know, I dint get the hamster memo either, some friends pointed it out...