A bass player I know went over to the guitar player's house to hang out for a while. When he knocked, the girlfriend opens the door. She is in her robe, with wet hair, obviously fresh from the shower.
She says, just have a seat, Joe ran to the store, and will be back after a bit. She turned to go back to the bathroom.
Mary, he says...
Before you leave, I have a question, but don't get mad. I have always thought you were beautiful, and I can't help myself...
I have a hundred dollars, and would give it to you if you would show me your breasts...
Well, she DID get mad. She said, Jack, you are a bass player, I KNOW you don't have a hundred dollars...
He pulls out a Benjamin, and waves it. She wavers, blushes, takes the bill, and opens her robe...
Wow, he says. I have another hundred for the whole show...
He pulls the bill, she takes it, and drops her robe to the floor.
Jack gets nervous, and says he has to go...
Moments later the guitar player comes home.
Hey honey, she says. Jack was just here, but he left real quickly...
Oh really, he says, did he leave the $200 he owes me?
