Glad I was first, Following you has it's downsides....
Is that evil in a good way or a bad way?
I would say it is a good kind of evil. A Dr. Evil type thing.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Mame wrote:How many hours of the day are you spending watching your cat not catnapping? Does this make activity make you sleepy?
My advice is that you take her to your local cat psychiatrist and get yourself checked out and leave your poor cat alone.
Will cat psychiatrists check humans? I suppose it's worth a shot.
Don't worry, I think you might be subhuman enough for it not to matter.
I'm taking a lot of abuse from Mame lately, and, frankly, I am beginning to wear down.
Gus, I think you should takes your cat and put her paws on the keyboard and see what kind of secret message she types for us. It sounds funny put this is a new thing they are doing around here with mixed success.
Wear down what? Is something sexual happening over there?
Thanks, Amigo, I will try it.
Help me! He is trying to kill me! Please, someone....help me!
Nothing. She just banged some random keys.
Mame wrote:Wear down what? Is something sexual happening over there?
There was, but now it is wore down to something resembling fishing line.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Thanks, Amigo, I will try it.
Help me! He is trying to kill me! Please, someone....help me!
I guess that explains it. Your cat is afraid to close her eyes when you're around.
Gus,
Here is some advice that may save you some money from seeing the whisperer.
First, you need to bring yourself down to her level. Don't make her feel dominated. Talk to her, really talk to her. Tell her how you feel about the way she is behaving. Use the "I" sentences. "I feel sad when you don't nap....." It makes me feel uncomfortable when....."
Now this step should relax her a bit.
Second, stroke her softly along her back and maybe a little scratch beneath the chin. Hopefully now she will start purring softly.
If this doesn't lull her into a nap procede to step three.
Third, show her how she should be behaving. Curl up into a little ball next to her, lay your head on top of you hands and close your eyes.
After these steps things should be back to normal for your cat.
You on the otherhand, may feel slightly humiliated but what is important here? Your dignity or your cat's health?
he/she's catatonic! What a Cat-ass-trophy!
Marty wrote:Curl up into a little ball next to her, lay your head on top of you hands and close your eyes.
Wow! I was just doing that!
You missed out on the crucial Step 4 - Gus, take your pants off, then get down and curl into a little circle... lift your right leg and lick your privates several times... then look at your cat and blink at her three times. If her eyes close, lower your leg and begin to purr. If her eyes remain open, repeat the process until her eyes close.
Jane doesn't have a dog. Jane is not human.
