Calling Gargamel, Slappy et al

Hubby wants this one, and if I buy it for him you can bet I'll borrow it.
It says:


NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY
Like we need your support.

Ooh! Ooh! I found the perfect one for soz! They'll even personalize it with her name!

Sozobe T-shirt

Cool! :-)

Swimpy gave me a great handmade Rosie t-shirt at the Madison meet-up -- I still wear it. (Swimpy's so cool!)

The sarcasm one is cute. (And I mean that sincerely!)

Something I'd not only like to have but what makes any parent and wife happy as well:

Thanks for making me spit all over my monitor.

... Part 3 of 5 Parts...

Gee, I wonder what parts are missing.

Also, here is a fantastic collection of weird action figures he might like.

My favorites include the Albino Bowler, Crazy Cat Lady, and Obsessive Compulsive action figures. Note: they are actually much larger than they appear on the site.

I had this one. It's a hipster action figure, and he was actually about eight inches tall. As you'll note in his profile, the joke is as much in the packaging and description as in the figures themselves. I think they're a hoot.

Those are awesome!!

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You're not taking the right drugs.

Get him an AR-15 before we elect some idiot that makes owning one illegal.

Yeah! And give him a soapbox too, so he can just show up anyplace he chooses, even completely out of context, stand on his box, and spout all sorts of predictable garbage!!!

This is a real popular item in NC


Mattel Inc. Announces the Release Today of Models of
Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the North Carolina Market:


Wake Forest Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Hecht's. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a cookie-cutter house. Options include tummy tuck, face-lift, greenhouse and a workaholic Ken.

Cary Barbie: This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus SUV or Chrysler minivan, gets lost easily, and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit. Choose from Mormon or Catholic.

Lumberton Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9 mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a low-rider Chevrolet with over-sized wheels and tinted windows, and a Meth Lab. Both Barbie & Ken available in
Lumbee or Mexican versions. Both hang Sheetrock.

Chapel Hill Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit card and shallow Ken who wears a UNC shirt & ball cap. Each Saturday is spent on Franklin Street protesting something.

Fayetteville Barbie: This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr CD set. She can spit over 6 feet and kick Ken's ass when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag bumper stickers and a large 82nd Airborne rear window decal. She has more than 7 tattoos that make her mother blush due to their location. Accessories include her own DeWalt tool set, and air compressor.

Goldsboro Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless with no
pedicure and without breaking a heel and falling
while you chase your beer-gutted, hollow gold-chain-wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly pink color or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a white, barely there, see-through shirt with the top half unbuttoned. Her long, layered hair is bleached/highlighted and accessories include: CD player equipped with Bon Jovi, and a rusty old Ford pick up. She shops almost exclusively at Target and Family Dollar stores.

Raleigh Barbie: This true Blonde shops exclusively in Saks Fifth Avenue. She drives her Land Rover (sold separately). She has an MBA from Duke but has never worked outside the home. Her child stroller is bigger than your house and her tennis trophies are discreetly hidden behind CEO Ken's golf trophies. She knows enough Spanish to talk with the nanny; Tagalog to speak to the cook; and Chinese, Vietnamese and Korean, to talk with the gardener, house painter, and housekeeper, respectively. She is a lifelong member of the Junior League and her home is featured in Architectural Digest. Her dirty little secret? She's a closet Republican..

They are working on developing a "Durham Barbie," but she keeps getting shot.

I see you brought your own.

Aw. I miss North Carolina.

What kind of NC Barbie are you Dag?

come see us anytime... they just opened an Adam and Eve in Clayton.... we're really getting uptown here in Barney land.

I will, Bear, as soon as my Ex leaves the state.

I just purchsed the USA vs. Commies plastic soldiers.... Long story, but my father will be pleased.

I also like the "What would Jesus bomb?" t-shirts...thinking of one for self.