CalamityJane wrote:Green Witch wrote:Hey SheWolf, lets find Calamity Jane and form a posse to get Gus.
I don't get up THAT early, but I am here now (for another 2 min
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Shouldn't take long to take gustav down though, eh?
Two minutes should suffice to get me down, Jane. Thanks for the offer.
Your Ipod is my ipod if you dont listen up.
What Moms say
I like that. Nice and cool.
I'm telling you these things not because I'm so smart but because I've lived them and don't want to see you make the same mistakes I have.
This is an older conversation of mi...my friend...that i happened to have recorded. I probably posted it before, but it seems to fit. I would never have believed that..um....my friend would say any of these things:
She: "Hmmm.... you computer boys..."
He: "What?"
She: [that didn't sound good, did it?...] Oh, it's just... you surprised me..
He: "Why?"
She: [****...couldn't I just have been quiet?] Well, you know, you sit behind a computer all day long, one would not expect a great performance... [I can't believe myself, I have gone obviously mad!]
He: "Oh."
She: [Rectify! Rectify!!!] It's imagination. Most nerds are endowed with abundance of it! [doh. sinking, sinking for good]
He: "It was just ten minutes."
She: "You were looking at the clock? [I do not like the direction this conversation is taking...]
He: "Oh no. I only did that once, to this girl that really truly sucked... She thought she was hot ****... [looking around somewhat nervously...]
She: Hmmm.
He: "I mean, I'm just guessing, it's a time estimate. I'm pretty good at that. [now pulling away, quite apparently out of his element]
She: "Yes, it's amazing how human mind works" [shut up, just be quiet. gah, can I leave now? I wish it wasn't my bedroom..]
-- silence--
He: "Should we maybe try to get some sleep?"
She: "Yeah, absolutely [Yes, please! The sooner I get to shut up for good, the better!]
"If you go to school and study hard maybe you can blow things up when you get older"
... actually passed my lips today in response to Mo when he asked why we couldn't go outside and recreate something seen on Mythbusters.
It really doesn't bother me son, but, you're killing your mother.
Who ever told you life had to be fair?
Do you know that light switches have both an ON and an OFF position?
Make a choice....Window open or furnance on...can't have both...
Both are things that I have said lately and then realized my dad said the same things to me.....
