Do you need any money?
Stuooid stood stoopid question.
Glorious moments of Motherhood.
When my mother heard, "I don't want to," she'd reply, "It isn't what you want that makes you fat, it's what you get."
My son did a stint as a PA with Special Ed kids and confessed to me after the third day of hearing, "I don't want to...."
"Don't stay out too late."
"Ewe! Get back here....right now!"
No, thanks. I've had enough to drink.
"Put that bra back on....right this minute!"
gustavratzenhofer wrote:"Put that bra back on....right this minute!"
What happened? Did the teenager's parents come home?
Exactly. But I was a teenager too, and her dad was this really big guy, mean-looking, tattoos, the whole ball of wax.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Exactly. But I was a teenager too, and her dad was this really big guy, mean-looking, tattoos, the whole ball of wax.
Liar, girls didn't wear bras in 1902.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:You're too quick for me.
That's what the women say about you.
They're coming at me from all directions.
Hey SheWolf, lets find Calamity Jane and form a posse to get Gus.
All the things I've done for you in the past, Green Witch, and what do I get in return? Cheap sexual jokes. Cheap, hurtful sexual jokes.
There will be hell to pay, woman.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:All the things I've done for you in the past, Green Witch, and what do I get in return? Cheap sexual jokes. Cheap, hurtful sexual jokes.
There will be hell to pay, woman.
OK, but I'll have to take a rain check - my crew just pulled in.
Whenever the heat is applied to Green Witch her crew pulls in. Coincidence?
I think not. Treachery and mendacity are in play here.
To find her , you may have to check his basement
Im not brave enough to do that at this moment in time..
<checks knots, tightens gag>
Green Witch wrote:Hey SheWolf, lets find Calamity Jane and form a posse to get Gus.
I don't get up THAT early, but I am here now (for another 2 min
)
Shouldn't take long to take gustav down though, eh?
