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Study shows that internet people have big heads/small feet

 
 
Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 01:28 pm
In a very scientific study of people on the internet has shown that they tend to have very different body types than those in the brick and mortar world.

They tend to have enormous heads, large smiles and usually taper off toward their feet... well just have a look at the picture:

http://www.spudcity.com/images/lady03.gif
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safecracker
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 02:17 pm
uhhh I broke that mold lol
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 02:38 pm
What is TIC?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 02:42 pm
Tongue in cheek
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 02:54 pm
Oh, whew, good, I thought it might be Testicular InCompetence....
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 02:55 pm
You have testicles on the mind Deb.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 02:58 pm
Those are her EARS.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 03:01 pm
Ok, let me revise:

She has testes on the brain.

[size=7]And wimmin just objectify ya know. They think of us as sex objects.[/size]
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 03:14 pm
Craven de Kere wrote:

[size=7]And wimmin just objectify ya know. They think of us as sex objects.[/size]


Well, duh. Do you have another purpose?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 03:15 pm
Yes, to be valued for something other than physical beauty. Like our tireless efforts to clean homes and rear kids.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 03:19 pm
Oh. They have maids and nannies for that.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 03:20 pm
Oh, 'twas a purely compassionate and medical concern, Craven - I feared you might have RSI!!!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 03:22 pm
And, to be frank, testicles are not exactly BEAUTIFUL.......
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 03:42 pm
Testicles get no respect. Ima goan start a "testicles are beautiful" campaign. Thing is, they are damn ugly.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 03:49 pm
LOL! well, I think the truth, as ever, lies somewhere in the middle - testicles are, generally, not as ugly as you fear, and not as beautiful as some of their owners hope....


Some men DO have lovely testicles, though...strange, but true...
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 03:51 pm
Maybe you should take up the cause then. I'm busy trying to campaign for the esthetic acceptance of breasts in modern society.

"Breasts are beautiful"
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 03:52 pm
Damn, i wish this were true--i'd have a helluvan easier time findin' shoes effen my feets were small . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 04:10 pm
Well, Craven - I think that breasts already have a very good publicity consultant - perhaps one who is a tad hyperactive, even - I think your campaign is superfluous...
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 04:26 pm
There are never too many breast activists in this cruel anti-breast society.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 04:41 pm
I propose a testicle 'bra' to plump them up a bit and make 'em look good....god help those mins who can actually reach 'em with their tongues....
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