It's a toss-up between edgar and farmerman, so I guess they'll each get one:
Electronic Yodeling Pickle
The electronic yodeling pickle is a 6-1/2" plastic pickle with a high-tech interior. When you press the pickle's button it belts out a yodel reminiscent of the Swiss Alps.
(I'm not sure why you guys came to mind...hope I don't have to justify my choices...feel free to re-gift!)