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Now the English have done it – messing with Santa!

 
 
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Reply Wed 7 Nov, 2007 03:48 pm
In the latest and perhaps most bizarre move of the global struggle against obesity, English malls are now encouraging their Santas to lose weight. The Bluewater shopping center in Kent has even set up a "Santa Boot Camp" in order to get Jolly Ol' Saint Nick "in shape and setting a good example to children who idolise him."

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/offbeat/2007/11/extreme_makeover_santa_claus.html?nav=rss_blog
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Reply Wed 7 Nov, 2007 04:00 pm
i think that's a good idea...

A sort of 'Slim with Santa' thing.

You could have festive exercises like elf tossing, present liftng, raindeer wrestling.

I'm sure Santa will feel a lot better for it. Mrs Santa will be able to take his red suit in for him, in time for Xmas. It's be much easier for him to get down the chimneys then.

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