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Them bald-headed country singers

 
 
Reply Tue 6 Nov, 2007 12:55 pm
Most male country singers are bald and wear cowboy hats and rogaine baseball caps to cover it up. But being bald produces a high-pitched, twangy voice in men singers -- ideal for country music. These baldies should be proud of their chrome domes and not try to cover up their profitable blessings in disguise. A lot of the best country singers seem to be from Texas where most men are bald. Thank you Texas!
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Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 6 Nov, 2007 12:59 pm
Hunh?

Pls pass me some of that there Loco weed?
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 6 Nov, 2007 01:07 pm
I musta missed that part of Texas.

I look forward to becoming a Country Singer after my hair goes away, though, thanks.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 6 Nov, 2007 01:11 pm
Here's a partial list of top male country singers of the last 20 or so yrs :

Tim McGraw - not bald
Dwight Yoakum - not bald
Garth Brooks - bald
Kenny Rogers - not bald
Willy Nelson - not bald
Johnny Cash - now dead, but not bald

So I see only one on that list is bald.
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 6 Nov, 2007 01:11 pm
I thought baldness was strongly correlated to excess testosterone, which by the way probably would not produce a high pitched twangy voice.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 6 Nov, 2007 01:12 pm
and..most men in Texas are bald?! How do you figure on that one?
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 6 Nov, 2007 05:49 pm
Well, I often think of Yul Brynner when I listen to country music. Doesn't everyone?
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Wed 7 Nov, 2007 07:11 am
Not everyone. I think of Telly Savalas. Whenever I hear "Family Tradition" I get a strange craving for lollipops.
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aidan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Nov, 2007 07:24 am
Ragman wrote:
Here's a partial list of top male country singers of the last 20 or so yrs :

Tim McGraw - not bald
Dwight Yoakum - not bald
Garth Brooks - bald
Kenny Rogers - not bald
Willy Nelson - not bald
Johnny Cash - now dead, but not bald

So I see only one on that list is bald.

Dwight Yoakum (one of my favorite male country singers) is most definitely at least bald-ING beneath that hat he's been wearing for years- and I suspect that Tim McGraw is in pretty much the same situation.
You might not call it bald, exactly but you'd have to at least admit their hairline has receeded pretty extremely (they just still have a fringe of hair around the bottom of their skulls- and they've left it long- so it looks like they have a full head of hair under there).
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 7 Nov, 2007 10:00 am
aidan wrote:


(they just still have a fringe of hair around the bottom of their skulls- and they've left it long- so it looks like they have a full head of hair under there).


I believe this is called a "skullett"
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aidan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Nov, 2007 01:40 pm
Rockhead wrote:
aidan wrote:


(they just still have a fringe of hair around the bottom of their skulls- and they've left it long- so it looks like they have a full head of hair under there).


I believe this is called a "skullett"


Laughing Laughing
that's great - I hadn't heard that - a skullet... Laughing Laughing
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