I understand that there are now hamsters guarding every entrance to a2k, and that these very beasts are equiped with metal detectors, cattle prods, and ak47s!
My recent assualt on a2k headquarters to regain my accustomed place alongside the aristicracy of the internet, was repelled continuously, by these little savages, in spite of my obtaining invaluable assistance from a few outstandingly brave fellow members.
It was a virtual blood bath, but we prevailed; and it was music to our eyes to read the news from hamster 34563, that the ringleader, hamster 79544 had been -
- succesfully deleted!