Is this your sock?

No, but I'm missing a black one.

The one with little silver stars is mine.

Yes indeedy do. I have both of those socks right here. They're freshly laundered too!

There might be some other things besides socks that belong to you too.

There are only three people in this house but I find myself doing at least ten loads of laundry a week. All of this stuff can't be ours.

Once I mail this stuff back to you you have to make it promise to stay home.

the crusty one is left over from my boys puberty. wash before you send it please...

It isnt the washer.

It is the underware gnomes.


They like socks too.
especially when it is cold

Oh thank destiny you posted! You have five of my white ankle socks, right?

They're the perfect weight, have a little stretch, not too thick…ya know?

Sob.

You -- found them?

Mrs edgarblythe just asked me, this morning, where I hid all my socks. I didn't have an answer. Thank goodness you found them.

We never have odd socks.

This is mainly due to boypads propensity to either wear no socks, take them off in a random places and leave them there.... or just wear non matching socks.
In his opinion there is no such thing as wearing odd socks, just socks that are different.

I just buy the same socks everytime Navy Blue explorer socks, 50% wool.

I'm looking for an anklet - white with blue stripe - padded bottom.

No, not light blue, navy.

Jaysus, beth. I have three just like that.

padded bottom?
squooshy?

how'd you get my sock?

I seek this sock:

Without the, er, fake-o foot attached to it.

Thanks in advance.

That's a not-sock.

Can one seek that which is not?

That would be soooo balled up under my arch in four seconds...

Is it a right sock or a left sock?
I'm missing a left one.

Seriously though, don't you LOVE having a laundry shoot?

We had one in our house we had in the 90's. LOVED it after cub got over the thrill of throwing his toys down it.... While I was sorting. (ouch!)

Socks breed like rabbits in those things.

It's a chute. And the toys are nuthin -- we used to try to put my brother down ours (he was the skinniest)...

No. It's "shoot". Because I feel like shooting everyone for making me do so much laundry.

Honestly, I own maybe five pairs of jeans and fifteen shirts. On any given week I wear about half of that or less. So where does all this laundry come from? Seriously!

If it's breeding I'm blaming the cubs because I do come across a few crusty things that I've been blaming on Mr. B.

Let's just say all this damn laundry doesn't leave me feeling very sexy.

And I don't do foreign underpants. Unknown underpants get flinged to the neighbor's yard. Let "Mr. Mom" explain that to his wife.

Anyway.

I've got all of your socks. Since I haven't seen a cent in postage I demand that you come here to fetch them.

I'll cook for you and give you a kiss!

Now theres an offer to good to refuse.