What did you do this summer? 500 Words, please.

I worked

i fixed the dryer vent.

R(joe iou 450 words)P

I can't wait for the little one to go back to school

Excuse me, Class, but I said 500 words. Don't make me come out there with my ruler.

Joe(I am particularly put out with littleK. Young Lady!)Nation

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thanks, coolwhip, I was wondering what 500 words would look like....

That's 500 words, right?
(I'm not counting them!)

Well, coolwhip is not going to think that was so funny while standing in that corner over there. Git. Don't move until I say so.

If I could have your attention, class, I think this first assignment of the new school year is always the most important one. It allows everyone to share in your adventures and let's you reflect on

Whoever is throwing those spitballs, stop this instant!!

allows you to reflect on your own life and times.

However, do not write something like this :
David Brooks howls at the moon from the beach

Your essays are due on my desk.

Joe(start reflecting yah little twits)Nation

my keyboard is m*ss@d up, mr. nation. my dad says he doesn't no how to fix it

Ahem. *clearing throat*

Mr. Nation,

In the spirit of your most EXCELLENT assignment, I propose a full day off school to gather material and research.

Or perhaps we can play girls vers boys baseball ?

If this flops, I'll buy you a Coke. Or Rain Gatorade. Your choice.

Of course, essays will be done afterwards.

mushy (stalling for time and a last chance to see the A2K boys in gym shorts sweaty in the sun) pancakes

Mushy(trying to become teacher's pet)pancakes and E(present holder of the office)va:

Your complete essays will be due on Tuesday 4:00AM sharp (which is when this teacher gets out of bed to meet the day) prior to that, however, I wish to see an outline of what your proposed subject will be and a brief anthology of the texts you intend to use to buttress your facts.

(Excuse me, just what is so funny?)

(... ..... ..... ..... ... ..)

(You, young man, must go to the board and write the definition of the word "buttress" five hundred times.)

Mushy, sweetie, would it be possible if, instead of baseball, you ladies hold a bikini clad jump rope contest???

WHO SAID THAT???
I believe some virus is causing my computer to be taken over by unclean thoughts.

Enough of this. Class, you have your assignment. Get cracking.

Joe(Would the young lady in row two please move back a few seats. When you cross and uncross your legs I can see all the way to Holyoke, Massachusetts. )Nation

That would be a thousand.

Excuse me, Mr. Nation?

I have my report complete, typed and double spaced. Would you like me to turn it in now or wait until 4:00am on Tuesday?

S(notjustanotherprettyfaceorlegcrossingstudent)quinney

Why, Ms. Squinney, I would love for you to share your report with the class!

Joe(sweet little kissupNation

I didn't do anything. Nothing unusual happened.

Sit down, bear.

I'm sure the class would like to hear from Squinney. AND she may entertain us with some of your activities as well.


Joe(I'm all ears.)Nation

Ahem….

What I did This Summer by squinney.

This summer I had a lot of fun doing things that were fun. Sometimes I did fun things with my friends and sometimes I did fun things with my family. Sometimes I did fun things with myself.

I went to the pool a lot with my friends. I also went to movies and out for pizza with some of them. At one of the movies Bobby tried to hold my hand. I didn't let him the first time, but the second time I did. That was fun. When we got home I let him kiss me before I went in my house. His tongue was warm.

One of the most fun things I did with my friends was when we toilet papered Jakes house. It was fun because his parents caught us and we had to run away real fast so they didn't know who we were and couldn't call the cops or our parents on us. Jake found out because Bobby told him it was us even though I told Bobby not to tell anyone. I'm not going to let Bobby kiss me any more with his tongue because of that. He needs to keep his mouth closed.

My family went to the beach for a whole week. We stayed in a hotel. At night I went down to the beach by myself to find shells. That was fun except for the sand crabs that I had to keep stepping around so I did not smash them between my toes. One night when I went to the beach one of the lifeguards was still there. He asked me if I wanted to sit on the lifeguard stand with him. I said I did so he let me climb up first. I still think he was looking at my bottom when I was climbing up the ladder. He said he wasn't, but I think he lied. His tongue was warm, too.

I also had fun with my family when we went to the mountains. The mountains are beautiful. I like going there. The guy that checked us into our cabin was really cute. His parents own the cabins where we stayed so I got to see him a lot.

One night he came and knocked on my bedroom window. When I opened the window he said he wanted to kiss me. I leaned out of the window a little bit and let him kiss me right on the lips because he was so cute. He said he wanted to walk with me, so we went for a walk into the woods. It was dark. I wasn't afraid because his muscular arms were holding me real close and he said he would keep me safe. I don't know if he touched my boob on purpose or if it really was an accident. I did not care. His hand was warm.

I also spent a lot of time this summer doing fun things with myself…


Ooops! That's 500 words.

made new resume (3months)
looked for work
Monday:sat in office looking for work
Tuesday: sat in office looking for work
Wednesday: sat in office looking for work
Thursday: sat in office looking for work
Friday: sat in office looking for work (chat, or IM mush as possible) back to A2K

So he can read it while you're making him breakfast, eh?