This Stevie Wonder kid might just make it.

The kid's multi-talented! I tell ya, he's gonna be a STAR! He sings, he writes, he plays keyboards and harmonica...he even plays the drums!

I sure hope he doesn't become a respected musical genius and then halfway through his career turn into some sappy insipid balladeer, singing crappy songs about calling people just to say he loves them and writing horrible songs using the ebony and ivory colors of the keyboard as a metaphor for racial harmony to perform as a duet with aging white pop stars.

So what's your favorite Stevie Wonder song?

Mine is probably not very well-known by most people. It's off the Songs in The Key of Life record.

Love's in Need of Love Today. The last minute and a half of that song is musical perfection. Every time I hear him sing that "L-O-V-E Loooo-oooo-ooove" thing, I can't help but involuntarily ejaculate all over myself. It used to be a real problem, but several years ago I vowed never to listen to that part in public, or clothed. It works for me.

Anyway...