The Frank Zappa contribution
Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?
Hey darling, can I buy you a couple of drinks, hmm?
Lookin' for Mr. Goodbar?, 'cause here he is.
Wait a minute, I've got it,
You're an Italian.
What? You're Jewish?
Oh. love your nails.
You must be a Libra.
Your place or mine?
What ever happened to all the fun in the world?
Who are the brain police?
Where is five?
Catholic girls there can be no replacement - how do they go, after the show?
With leather?
Listen to that mess, would you?
This is the central scrutinizer... poor joe. hes getting tired from bending over...but we tried to warn him...didnt we?
Whatcha tryna doota me Lucille?
This is the central scrutinizer...again, hi!...its me again, the central scrutinizer...joe says lucille has messed his mind up, but, was it the girl or was it the music?
Why Does It Hurt when I Pee?
Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?
Tell me mama, where do you eat, makes your breath smell like your feet?
How can you lie there and think about England when you don't even know who's on the team?
Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky.
(Stormy weather)
Who put brown owl eyes on the butterflies wings, who gave the leopards spots and taught the birds to sing?
James (Born Of Frustration)
Mama, do you think I'm good enough? The Wall, Pink Floyd - that song is full of unanswered Qs.
What are words for? - missing persons
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?
Why don't you all get *ucked? - Skyhooks
@djjd62,
Ah, Jan and Dean answered this one....They did a version of that song and changed it to We put the bomp ..... We made your baby fall in love with you...
@SusanStaggs,
Welcome Susan. I don't remember that Jan & Dean song.
Hope you stick around for our other music threads
"Who calls the English teacher daddy-o?"
Nice one to resurrect.
Why can't I be you? - The Cure
Why can't we live together? - Timmy Thomas/Sade
And Marianne Faithful's
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let that trash
Get a hold of your cock, get stoned on my hash ?
Each night I ask the stars up above......
Dion and the Belmonts
@33export,
Why must I be a teenager in...lust
@joefromchicago,
Can't do without a dose of frank Krumit; a virtuoso on the ukelele.
WhyWhy WhyWhy she went away, and I wonder where she will stay-y-ay, my little runaway. Runrunrunrunaway. (cue in synthesizer)
Del Shannon
Cee-Lo Green's plaintive 'Why?' in F*ck You.