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Thu 9 Aug, 2007 01:24 pm
Have you ever received a fortune from a fortune cookie that was difficult to understand or simply odd? I have found that more and more of these fortunes are getting more peculiar.
Maybe you can help me with my most recent - "Lucky you. Get out your party clothes. The clean ones."
What the heck do you think they mean by this? At least lucky is in the fortune (or maybe it is sarcastic). Please help and feel free to add your oddball fortunes below.
You're lucky that you have clean party clothes, of course.
You don't really think that there are wise Chinese sitting around writing thoughtful expressions on tiny pieces of paper do you?
happycat wrote:You don't really think that there are wise Chinese sitting around writing thoughtful expressions on tiny pieces of paper do you?
No I thought there were little Chinese fairies that magically inserted these fortunes inside the cookies.
Saw one a couple of weeks ago that was actually kinda cool. It said:
"Ignore previous cookie".
Confucius say: Sister in law who sit on brother in law's lap make it hard for the sister.
ummmm......yeah.
@Linkat,
Mine says "Boats and water will feed your soul in the coming years." What the heck does that mean?!
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