My name has four letters!
Hopefully you have lengthy surname.
How about mine; Englebert-Humperdink?
Now you're stretching the friendship.
You must be talking baseball.
"dude", that makes me laugh (not at you

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What does dude mean then?
(A native American radio english program host always says "thanks for calling, dude". I think it's a friendly expression, isn't it?)
Here an 'effen idiot' pal.