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An Ant in the Bathroom

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 11:13 am
Re: Spider mating gets weird
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
Spider mating gets weird video

http://www.glumbert.com/media/spidermate


Why did we not get to witness the mount? I waited all that time for some action and just when the spider begins to make his move.... the movie stops!

I understand now why Montana left. No money shot.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 11:28 am
Exactly, it's like someone spending 5 minutes to tell you a joke, then they walk away right as it was time for the punch line!

That wasn't very nice, BBB! Here I am, waiting for the thing to pounce on his mate and the video ends!

Not nice at all!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 11:31 am
I'll see if I can find a video of two spiders screwing, Montana.

Just so we're sated.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 11:34 am
Thanks Gus, I sure would appreciate it ;-)
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 11:34 am
Ok, this is much better. You can almost feel the heat.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 11:36 am
Jesus Christ! I just re-watched that video and counted 20 legs. I think some sort of four-legged insect joined the party.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 11:36 am
<puts lotion and napkins away>
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 11:40 am
That one was pretty good, Gus, but you could see the before and after like this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZFLMm9b0yY&mode=related&search=
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 11:43 am
This one is very romantic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUlYxHtlpa8&NR=1
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 11:52 am
That is some of the most excellent voiceover I have ever heard. I especially liked the part when the announcer, in a very excited voice, said, "He's in! and the sperm transfer begins."
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 11:56 am
Same here Gus! Got me all hot and bothered.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 06:46 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
You need to clean & caulk that bathroom up. Get after it.

dadpad wrote:
I went to the sink last night and this young chap was watching me closely

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a40/dadpad/online%20photos/Picture004.jpg


It happened!




I agree with Slappy!




It's scary, but true.



Well, SOMEBODY needs to do something to that bathroom.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 06:53 pm
we've got a real ant problem here

http://www.cognition.ens.fr/~alphapsy/blog/images/21701757_them_lg.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 07:07 pm
djjd62 wrote:
we've got a real ant problem here

http://www.cognition.ens.fr/~alphapsy/blog/images/21701757_them_lg.jpg




THEM!!!
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lezzles
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 09:57 pm
dlowan wrote:
Worker ants are females.

gustavratzenhofer wrote:
It wasn't a worker. And I clearly saw his penis dragging across the porcelain surface.


I hate to admit it, Deb, but I have to agree with Gus on this one. It must be a male. Just look at the lecherous look in the eye of that ant; not to mention the hairy body; the slack-jawed, drooling mouth and the big feet. And although I can't quite see it, I'll bet that is a penis dragging along there.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2007 10:15 pm
lezzles wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Worker ants are females.

gustavratzenhofer wrote:
It wasn't a worker. And I clearly saw his penis dragging across the porcelain surface.


I hate to admit it, Deb, but I have to agree with Gus on this one. It must be a male. Just look at the lecherous look in the eye of that ant; not to mention the hairy body; the slack-jawed, drooling mouth and the big feet. And although I can't quite see it, I'll bet that is a penis dragging along there.



You mean the ant I said "THEM" to?



That's not Gus's ant...that's an ant from the fifties......a film called "Them".
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lezzles
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jul, 2007 02:39 am
Yes, of course it is! But I am assuming (and I know one should never, ever do that) that Gus' ant is just as weird as the 'Them' ant.

(It goes without saying that the workers are usually the females, be they ants, bees, spiders, lions, cheetahs, humans, etc. etc.) Laughing
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