Thank You!!!

I bet that felt great, MP!

Yeah, it really did! That was held in for a looong time.

Funny thing is, I liked her. Just irks me to get screwed as a finale.

I hear ya! I could tell you were holding that in for a while and I enjoyed watching you let it all out

I know how good I feel after one of those let loose moments and your moment was so intense that I even felt that good feeling after I finished reading your post.

I even took that deep breath of relief for ya at the end

Thank you for waiting until today to tell me about a dinner for 50 employees that must be coordinated this Saturday night.

I really aprreciate that you've known about this for 3 weeks now, but haven't bothered to tell me.

I realize that was because you were so busy repeating things that have to get done, 80% of which I'd already taken care of before you even knew there was a need.

I am thrilled at the opportunity to pull a restaurant with a room big enough to commodate that many people at this short notice out of my ass.

Thank you, god, for making me a lowly worker bee in the world instead of the famous rock star that I should have been, you rotten SOB. Oh, and thanks for the brown eyes. You know I always wanted to have BLUE eyes! You suck!

kicky me old luv, 'worker bee' is the female of the species; 'drone', as in D.R.O.N.E., is the male.

Don't blame God. As well as making you, He made doctors and gave them brains to invent things like tinted contact lenses and scalpels for those who aspire to relinquish their droneship and become famous rock stars.

Wow. That has got to be the greatest one liner I have ever had the pleasure of reading! Glad to hear you are out of that person's reign of influence!

Thank you to the stupid ass idiot who decided to follow me around Walmart last weekend, in front of his (obvious) wife and kid and thank you to his wife who decided that I should be the one getting the dirty looks!

Some guy followed you around the store and his wife was pissed off at YOU about it?
I'm sorry. That's funny as hell!


You must be one hot little number!

Oh, you know men! Some tend to look at anything with a pulse!!!

Yeah, the husbands/boyfriends look and I get the evil wife eyes

What the hell gives with that? It's not like I even looked at the guy once and I only knew he was sniffing around because the idiot was following me.

I think women should be allowed to have leashes for their husbands

Thank you evolution for planning to make all living things better at this game called life.