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I'm Going To Write A Book

 
 
Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:09 pm
About my sexual escapades over the years....since peoples sex lives seems to be such a hot topic, and I assure you it'll be a more interesting read than most. Not for the faint of heart however.

What do you think of "The Bear Bares All" ?
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:12 pm
I think you should call it "Getting down to brass tacks".
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:14 pm
I say go for it, but I will be disappointed if it is less than 970 pages, like the notorious Frank Harris confessional novel 'My Life and Loves.'
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:15 pm
970 pages will cover 1975 though april 1976.
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:16 pm
How are we going to know it's not fiction?
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:28 pm
You guys put up with fiction from politicians and suddenly you're going to demand credibility from the heavy metal guy? Shocked

Besides I can provide first hand accounts from participants......sometimes they used both hands, among other things.....
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:51 pm
I suggest you call it...

(drum roll, please)




BI-POLAR BARE
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:51 pm
And put me down for one copy and a vibrator...to go. Cool
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 01:19 pm
what about

"Polar Bares Assests"
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 01:43 pm
How about "Bi Bear Balling"?
I don't want a copy, but I'll be pleased with receiving a ton of pornographic magazines if you make a fortune with it.
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 03:17 pm
I think you should make a scratch-n-sniff book.
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 03:30 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
I think you should make a scratch-n-sniff book.


what's your consultation fee?
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 03:35 pm
With bringing up that idea it can only be a free copy of the book as consultation fee :-D
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 03:42 pm
Just how Bi is the Bare Bear?
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 04:03 pm
Great!!! I was just looking for something to read in church :-)
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 04:14 pm
BPB
How about "Bearing UP" or "Bearing Down", which ever way you swing?

Or "Swimming the Bearing Straight." (For those that are geographically impaired, that's aka the Bering Straits.)

BBB
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 04:15 pm
Bear's not a swinger, it's more like BULLDOZING!!
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 04:18 pm
Hamster
He does it in his sleep?

BBB Rolling Eyes
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 04:21 pm
Re: Hamster
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
He does it in his sleep?

BBB Rolling Eyes

...OK dear lady there is something I'm missing here Wink
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 04:33 pm
HAMSTER
Some bulls are dozing, some aren't.

http://www.bertola.org/essays/elk/roaming.jpg

BBB
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