Multiple Choice Question

If I just have to drink wine, it isn't going to be that $100.00 plonk.

U need $2OO wine ??

You do not pass Go; you do not collect 200 brain cells.

You go straight to the Cellar.

yer gettin' there.

The correct answer was A you maroons. I don't drink on the job. And several of you can't take a fukcing joke.

No, the correct answer was D, but you chose C.

You are just unaware of your inebriation right now.

Apparently the word "joke" does not mean what you think it means. "Riddle" is the one you want and the courteous thing to do is to alert you reader that you are speaking in riddles.

The carbon dioxide dick is currently inebriated right now, please get back to him shortly.

Judging from your responses I think you find most people speak in riddles.

It was fairly obvious what BVT was getting at, you should just add it to the growing list of things you don't understand.

<adopts serious po-faced expression>

1. I am not maroon. I am only approaching maroon after exposing my celtic skin to the British sun for more than four minutes. If I go any nearer the equator I melt.

2. You have spelt ******* wrong.

mea culpa

I'm picking this thread because it's high in the "currently popular" list and has a fairly-wide variety of participants.

Just in case anyone has missed this post, Trying2Learn has been shot and grievously wounded:

http://able2know.org/topic/35573-292#post-5754557


Sorry for ruining your joke thread even more, but I get the impression that only a handful of people are keeping up to date with the other thread.

do we have any independent verification of this alleged fact? That woman is LooneyToons, I dont think we can take her word for it.

No harm in wishing her a safe recovery.

Being a charitable person mostly, I would want to encourage her continued participation. However, past posting history is prologue. I find it hard to believe, personally. It doesn't mean that it's not possible. But if it is not true and I'd find it hard to condone this behavior if it might be used to gather such unwarranted attention.
{Edit: calling her 'Loony Tunes' is less than positive or useful for someone with such serious problems as it serves no one and it's an ugly behavior for someone with an affliction.}

Returning thread back to its light-hearted vein...if it's not too late.

Does she need any guns to shoot back ??

Just like death and taxes - inevitable.

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