Fri 11 May, 2007 05:24 am - I awoke the following morning to the sound of a loud rustling noise, coming from the rear of the officer's quarters.
Looking out of my window in the general direction of the rubbish bins, I... (view)
Thu 10 May, 2007 01:14 pm - Upon entering Lab "A", I was immediately aware that the Labrador had taken to high ground on a shelf that stood at waist height, and appeared to be even wetter.
Issued with a top... (view)
Thu 10 May, 2007 12:01 pm - I repositioned the radio onto a dry windowsill, and began to listen with intent. After a few minutes of loud crackling, I realised that my left hand was twiddling a toffee wrapper and so I stopped... (view)
Thu 10 May, 2007 11:23 am - Upon returning to my now seriously flooded office, I sat on the chair with the longest legs, as all the others were floating.
I had the feeling that something was wrong, but couldn't put my... (view)
Thu 10 May, 2007 10:15 am - Ah-h-h-hem (clears throat, cracks knuckles, places fingers on keyboard, notices bad condition of cuticle adjacent to right index fingernail, makes mental note to ignore it, begins to type).
The... (view)
