If someone asked you: Who the hell do u think u are?...

I am smorgs!

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Seeing as though the question is rude, I'd probably not respond at all.

Me

I'm the queen bee so get buzz buzz buzzing.

I would tell him "The guy that's been f**king your wife on the down low", how'd you find out?

That would stimulate the conversation...

I'm your worst nightmare.

I'd be stunned for a second most likely. Then start laughing.

Well, in what tone did they speak? Were they smiling? What had I just said?

I might say-"your worst nightmare" or "your best friend"

I might say "just the coolest girl in town" or I might say "the thing that is stuck up your butt"

i'd cock one eyebrow, and in my best sean connery impression, i'd reply, "the name is bond, james bond"

I would pretend that I was someone famous and act insulted that THEY didnt know me..

I'm Swim-fing-py. Who the hell are you?

I'm the man who shot Liberty Valance. (just to see him die)

That makes you either Jimmy Steward or Johnny Cash.


me?

I am who am.

Joe(i am)Nation

"Master of Reality" à la basso profondo.





I guess that makes me either Back Sabbath or Michael Langdon.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

I would call him a busybody prick. I would tell him to put a y and o in the word "you."

Q. Who the hell do you think you are?

A. I am the sheep f*ucker. The sheep f*ucker gets his d*ick out for the sheep. The chicken f*ucker, who is not the sheep f*ucker and does not own the sheep, sees the wolf f*ucker coming and leaves the sheep and runs away, and the wolf f*ucker snatches them and scatters them. The chicken f*ucker runs away because a chicken f*ucker does not f*uck the sheep. I am the sheep f*ucker. I f*uck my own and my own f*uck me, just as the Father Of All Sheep F*uckers knows me and I know the Father Of All Sheep F*uckers. And I get my d*ick out for the sheep. I have other sheep that do not belong to this fold. I must f*uck them also, and they will listen to my grunting. So there will be one flock, one sheep f*ucker.

You sound just like me!

"I'm a police officer, and your name would be?"!