Pressing questions of the day

Are you collecting data for your stripper story or something? :wink:

Shave (when I can be bothered at all )

Poufee occasionally, but most of the time I just use my hands + splashing...is that wrong?!

Stick (again, when I can be bothered, eh heh heh...gawd, am I some kinda hippie or sumpfin?)

Clip AND file AND buff! (my nails are one of my few high maintenance areas)

Air dry

Re: Pressing questions of the day


Okay, I choose you!

so, basically you're a hairy smelly girl that occassionally splashes water on yourself?

Nice nails are tres important, but not if you're an orangutan other wise.


Ok, you're checked off my list, I'd like to get through at least 10 more names by the end of the business day.

oh Wally you're such a romantic devil.

I know about you though, I'm still sweeping up toe nail clippings from when you gave yourself a pedicure in the middle of the dining room last week.

I don't think the pastor and his wife will be coming over for dinner again any time soon.

Blade
Bare hands
Stick
Clip
Air dry (beautiful naturally curly--drives the women wild)

Well, you make it sound like a bad thing!

Anyway, I live in Humboldt County, it's de rigueur here...

Shave
Poufee
Stick
File (emery board, actually)
Blow Dry*




*unless the humidity is high enough for "island hair"...lotsa natural waves...hubby loves it, no point in fighting the weather....

So, are you like the island girl Elton John sings about?

Island girl, what you wanting with the white man's world?

Shave

Nylon poufee & wash rag

Roll-on

file/ with emery board

Blow dry?

I only started using Nair about a month or so ago.

I'm "hairy as a Spainard" to quote Mr. Burns on the Simpsons.

When I was a teenager, I tried it, and you had to leave the damn stuff on your legs for like 15-20 minutes, it burned and stunk and was an unholy mess. I figured anything that felt and smelled like that had to give you cancer.

Now, you only have to leave it on 3 minutes, and it smells like cumcumbers and melons. Plus, it lasts for the week.

I tell you, it's the age of miracles.

All right, Chai! I waxed, I hope you're happy.

I trimmed my beard yesterday; first time in 6 months. I used electric clippers. I'll probably trim it again around xmas.

Oh, shut up, Dys!

Seriously, Chai...Nair doesn't smell awful anymore? I'm going to try it! I'm going to the Caribbean next week and really hate showing up on the beach with razor burn. BTW, I'm opposite of you. Just very fine, blond hair. It's very hard to shave, but I can go 2 weeks before it starts showing.

Oh yeah, it's really nice...


I'm back.

I just went and looked at the bottle. It's Nair cucumber & melon and sex "works in 3 minutes"

You don't even have to gob it on an inch thick like you used to have to do. Just as long as it covers the skin good. You still look like a fool standing in the bathroom with this crud all over your legs, but it's only a few minutes.

When I get it all on, I look at the digital clock, so rounding the times I end up leaving it on a minute longer or 2.

Even after, well, not really scrubbing, but rubbing it off pretty good with one of those bath poufees the skins not irritated or anything.

2 thumbs up.


Waxing!

OMG, I'd probably faint. Do you do it yourself cypher?

WOW! I bet there's a line at the drugstore!!!

*snork*

cucumber and melon AND sex? That's not what I'd want my toiletries to smell like, but to each their own.


....and I only waxed my armpits, by the way. That's bad enough, I could never do the downstairs area, eek!