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Tue 19 Jun, 2007 01:31 pm
Just for the f--- of it last week, I looked online to see if they had released anymore tickets for the sold-out Giants Stadium Police show this summer. Shockingly, there were EXCELLENT tickets available in the first section on the field!
So before I could think about it and talk myself out of buying them (they were $270 each), I clickety-clicked my way into getting the tickets. The problem is that I have nobody to go with, because all my friends are either cheap bastards, don't like concerts, are busy that day, or a host of other equally assinine reasons.
So I'm going to put up a craigslist ad and try to scare up a date. Here's what I'm thinking so far:
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Please help. I need a date for the Police show in Giants stadium. GREAT seats. First section. Your ticket will be free if you agree to let me have my way with you before, during or after the show. You will, however, be responsible for all your expenses once we get to the show. Please send a picture so I can see the goods. I am a thirty-five-year-old sick bastard who wants a hot babe in their early to mid-twenties, if possible. Boozehounds will be given special consideration. Big hooters a plus. Stupidity a plus.
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So what do you think? Will it work? Should I change it in any way?
from what I've read on craigslist, I wouldn't change a thing.
Me!! me!!!!!!!!
PICK ME!!!!!!!
yeah....shewolf will do it with ya right up on the stage, while Sting sings "Roxanne"
ok....goofiest police song...
Gi-ant steps are what you take...walking on the moon....
I hope my leg don't break....walking on the moon.
Gee, I hope so too.
Actually, I love Sting....I want to have a little Sting baby.
I'd drop the stupidity line, and add one regarding... er... libido.
Haven't you been thirty five for like, five years now?
It's a craigslist ad. Who says you have to tell the truth?
Thanks for the tip regarding the stupidity/libido line, by the way.
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