Forgive me. "An ass tighter than a cheap jew."
That's a damn accurate description too! Thanks dd!
just want to say that what attracts me to this site is the attitude that ALLOWS someone to say "cheap jew". I love that everyone here is pretty much themselves and not hiding their quirks. The first post I read was the "help, my mom smokes pot" or what ever the f it was and I fell in love!
I am a whiskey palion married to a mackerel snapper. BFD Keep on rickin in the free world!
my special jewish friend puts his hand up and makes a cone over his nose to make it bigger and says "don't carry cash" ha ha
I couldn't stop laughing. I ran around the room gasping and cheering