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GUSTAVRATZENHOFER AND SPENDIUS

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 01:38 pm
The last thing I remember before I ejaculated into spendi's mouth was his scream of encouragement.

He sais, "YES,,,MATHOS...NOW!!!!
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 02:11 pm
These ludicrous statements and allegations of improprieties are being duly logged, further charges will no doubt be brought against you for slander at the tribunal.

A list of your assets will be a necessity for awarding compensation!
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 02:19 pm
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Ok, Mathos, here's the deal:

Spendius has never received a blowjob before. Montana and Squinney were busy.

We talked to littlek about it and she refused.

So... that leaves me.

What, in the name of god, is the big deal about performing fellatio on a fellow A2K member?

Kickycan and Slappy have fellated me at the drop of a hat.

Do they get ****?

Then why the hell should I?

I am picking up some very bad vibes here, Some very.....very....bad vibes.


Gus, that was great!

If only Paris Hilton's lawyers had argued that brilliantly, that poor, misunderstood, nightclub-hopping, drunk-driving heiress wouldn't be sitting in the cooler right now -- without a cosmopolitan in sight.

But don't worry. I'll be a character witness for you. I'm sure Montana, littlek and Dagmaraka will too.

Oh wait! Dag left the country....................I wonder how she knew this was going to happen?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 02:25 pm
I take it from your last post Gus that not only did you give Spendi a blow job as mentioned on the Trivia thread and on these pages, but you are now admitting that you accepted a blow job from Spendius?


Spendi must be called to give evidence before the tribunal!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 03:05 pm
Guy walks into a bar and demands a double whiskey, which he throws back, and then gasps: "'Nother." He throws that down, gasping again, and hardly able to breathe.

The bartender asks:

"Geeze, buddy, that was pretty raw, what's the occasion?"

Guy gasps out: "First blow job."

Bartender says: "Well, congratulations, the next one's on the house!"

"Naw, that's OK, i think the first two got the taste out of my mouth."
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 03:10 pm
Is this more evidence against the two accused?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 03:55 pm
Tai Chi wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
God... I am hurting so very much right now... so very, very much.


Lip balm, Gus.



Or just turn around..
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 04:01 pm
This is SO romantic. They make a wonderful couple.
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